I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day! Gosh, I’ve become popular!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed
.Then I go to see John... 
Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; 
or whatever his name is. I forget !
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.
Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes.
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!
I couldn't see any of the photos but filled in with my imagination!!! I'd go for Jack (Daniels) personally!
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Kathyk
Sorry Kathy! they don't seem to appear if you use Internet Explorer... I've now saved the pic and reloaded them..hope that works
ReplyDeleteMy Mum sent me this by email!
And all I can think at this moment is...damn, we're nearly out of toilet paper!
Ha, ha Lyn! Just what I need - a good laugh :)) Thanks honey! Di xx
ReplyDeleteOh LOL! A timely reminder too lyn, for all the stressed!
ReplyDeleteOh boy - how true is that! A good sense of humour like yours truly helps - and the photos are so funny
ReplyDeleteFantastic Lyn!! Laughed my socks off reading it!! Trouble is - at my age, it's all coming true!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoadsa Christmas hugs, Sylvia xxx
Made me chuckle. Anne x
ReplyDeleteThanks for the good chuckle today :) I've known a few of those gentlemen on a personal basis myself :)
ReplyDeleteHee, Hee, great stuff Lyn..my late husband used to say "I'm here for a good time not a long time" and he was right..thanks for the laugh..
ReplyDeleteLuv CHRISSYxx
Hahahaha Lyn this is funny, just brill, thank you for the laugh
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Ildiko